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girly disease haver | rpg maker horror game enjoyer | Salvadoran ambassador to Sudan |

[? @llfaim]

South Sudan is pretty cool

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[JugadorNro12 @_JugadorNro12]

"los argentinos no son racistas"

Messi llorando porque el tobillo se le va a poner negro:

[NEZ @NN_EE_ZZ]

My angels based on emoji mashups
Be not afraid!

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[. @playboicurrryy]

when you got 5 health problems u jus ignoring

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[rafa is pretty sad for a boy so in love 🧡❤️‍🔥 ☭ @rafgda_]

pelo amor de deus parem de fazer pessoas feias terem autoestima, olha que aberração

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

The spending addiction in adulthood that develops after growing up in poverty

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

no one could have foreseen that the butlerian jihad will be catholic

[audrey @phlegmme]

Overprotective dad, grabbing his daughter’s boyfriend by the collar: Listen here buddy. Let’s make one thing clear. Whatever you do to her, I’m gonna do to you

Fujoshi mom: 👀

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

it's ableist to say watching porn is bad, people with aphantasia can't picture titties on their own

[moe tkacik @moetkacik]

Costco is the closest thing the US has to Xi Jinping capitalism & it is one of 2 things every race, creed & culture loves about this country

The other being national parks

[Infernodan @infernodan]

being an adc main and not developing a cuck fantasy is impossible

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

It’s lazy foreshadowing that the Earth has a twin sister planet cooked by greenhouse gases and acid rain

[peace + chemicals @_210128]

We literally have to kill everyone

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Sabrina carpenter should have opened her Coachella set with a land acknowledgment

[? @llfaim]

@quasiaffatto You are schizophrenic

[? @llfaim]

@SYNC0PATE_ Be the devil they think you are and just punch them in the throat 🐶

[Tom @TomCafeConLeche]

This is the type of shit mami was fighting every day as a magical girl id go crazy