lissymarie

Miss ultimate sexy baby

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

Life is so simple for the people in pyramid schemes dating someone from highschool

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

i’m worth a bundle of chocolate covered fruit

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

i wanna know why nobody has ever given me an edible arrangement

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i wanna chew on those big red boots that everyone is talking about

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

i was just told i look like an ice skating polly pocket and that’s the best compliment of my life so far

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

bring back polyvore and that weird website i used to write fanfiction on

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

the owner of steak 38 just asked me if i was gay

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

you know i won’t be ashamed sexy bitch by david guetta is a great fucking song

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

you become obsessed with one song for 3 months and now i can’t share my spotify wrapped because david guetta is in my top artists

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

@tyleroakley as it deserves

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Just had someone describe not using a calendar as “raw dogging memory.”

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

do you bring your emotional support water bottle with you when go to a hook up lol

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

one thing i will do is gatekeep the beach stupid fucking shoobies

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

when the sims is better than our own fucking government..

[The Sims @TheSims]

We understand today is hard. As a first step, we want to connect you, our community, to a few resources that can help support you at this time.

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

@_heidi7 @IAmMichaelSweet @DougDucey shut up

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

@schultz_kayla @lindawgtwitch make sure you don’t put your real address on the return !! :)

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

@Jordan73327423 @Fogle4MO oh yes let’s make people who were raped forced to give birth, bonus points if it’s incest. you’re horrible

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

@Jordan73327423 @Fogle4MO does it make you feel good hating women and stripping everyone from their rights

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

@matissemagic @PeterTempest @Jordan73327423 @Fogle4MO you think it’s okay for an 11 year old to be fucking pregnant?? you’re absolutely fucking insane

[lissymarie @lliissyyy]

why do guns have more rights than women do