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[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

It should come NATURALLY for a man to want to have fun with you, take you out , feed you and do nice things for you. You should never have to teach someone to do that.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Zion @zionszzn]

dear hoodie season,

i’m ready for you.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Who eats those nasty cookies?"
Me eating those nasty cookies

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

me pretending to agree just so they shut the fuck up

[J🍒 @Badgrlj__]

My momma always told me you can be dead ass right but the way you handle shit can make you wrong as well.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

someone said "i don't walk away to teach ppl a lesson i walk away when I've learned mine" quote of the yearrrr

[Matt @stealth_riot]

Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu amo limpar a casa, mas com 3 condições:

começar quando eu quiser
levando quanto tempo eu precisar
sem pessoas em casa

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Honestly, our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.

[Kunle @skinnyniggr]

FOBI (fear of being included)

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when I get up to drink water at night and things get out of control

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lie down.

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Me whenever I'm around popcorn honestly 😭

[SB @Rackedupsb]

Y’all think it’s hot rn wait until y’all go to hell

[yas @adoomies3]

Movie night about to get uglier than Gal

[𝐉✰𝐙𝐋𝐘𝐍 @jazlynfaiithh]

absolutely not.