Laura

[Laura @llinde5]

Best Tom Hanks role ever. #DavidSPumpkins

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany I mean, the best life a roll of toilet paper could hope for, really.

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany ok fine, let's just swim in the tears.

[Olly Tennis 🎾 🇬🇧 @Olly_Tennis_]

They’re crying next to each other. Rafa, Roger. Please make it stop. 🥹

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany That Roger's-last-match-ever-I'm-not-crying-you're-crying feeling

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany We did. I felt urgency. Last chance to buy RF hats? Also it's fun to say "turquoise" - "turkwahz".

[Laura @llinde5]

@strategywoman Victory is so precious!!! This is my snugglebug Augie. He keeps my feet on the ground.

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany And maybe cut back on the poop erasers? I've got more than enough of those lying around!

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany 😂😂😂 that sounds about right. Well, perhaps it'll be there waiting for me upon my return. It'll be nice to see an old friend on my first day back.

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany If you went for one last sniff, do you remember was it in my desk drawer or my pen cup? If it was in the drawer, it's probably still at work.

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany I thought maybe I had it here at home but nope. Are you sure you don't have it? The clickety-clackety one, right? Maybe it's in my box of stuff at work, then.

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany Ohhhhhh. Hang on, one moment please... Gotta check something.

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany That's what it's there for!

[Laura @llinde5]

Just watched someone on the street pick the ice off his windshield with his bare hands. No ice scraper, no gloves. I really feel I've got my life relatively together.

[James Groh @JamesGroh_]

Hell of a day to realize I don’t have an ice scraper in my car.

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany

[Laura @llinde5]

@BimboMcTiffany You shut your mouth. The loudest I cheered all night was when Nick Jonas showed up at the end of that commercial.