lindsgay

just a pair of tits

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

hey i showed ChatGPT our texts and it said you’re Abusing me

[Garret W. @garretw5]

MY Big Beautiful Bill

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Quiet babe , Dave Mathews is locking the the fuck in on Skyline Chili Vision

[seth | sunny 18 @pqdres]

Well we don’t really know how funny the joke is because we haven’t seen the guy’s shoes. Can we see them?

[alfie @alfienxo]

please text me back i’m about to start making stuff up in my head and the stuff is all bad

[mau @rllydu]

im not addicted to twitter. i’m just a really good listener so i want to know what everyone has to say

[໊ @sonohoor]

i love when people say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

[lindsgay @llindsaydoubleu]

ok who is going to see pearl jam with me on my birthday next tuesday

[meg ⚔︎ @h0e4horror]

sorry I called u a fucking loser I was trying to flirt

[lindsgay @llindsaydoubleu]

only thing saving me rn is a crispy diet coke

[lindsgay @llindsaydoubleu]

make that two fish🥴

[lindsgay @llindsaydoubleu]

for the first time in 29 years i just caught a fish about to make this my new personality

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

helping my mom clean out my grandmas apartment and found this lmao

[lindsgay @llindsaydoubleu]

having bad day just means i can spend a ridiculous amount of money on myself to feel better ( just spent $200 on skims)

[princess camo @camtalked]

how it feels when u finish coughing after hitting ur pen

[lindsgay @llindsaydoubleu]

crazy that 7 years ago i embarrassed myself in sav by blacking out at 10am and pinching everyone’s nipples and now im kissing someone who saw me in that state