Not Strauss

Retired football fan

[Not Strauss @lll__lllv]

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[Olivier Giroud @_OlivierGiroud_]

Yes big bro 🙏🏼🙌🏼💙

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

All the single leftwing men in this city are about to line up nightly for dinner in her district until she picks one like the suitors in The Odyssey.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in high school.

[Not Strauss @lll__lllv]

Mais Aya elle choisis ses mecs sur le darknet ou quoi mdrr

[Coco Djodjo 🫦 @JohLiviUmbri_]

Ptdrrrrr quel divertissement purée

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

“So the blood will be there.”

[morson @cfcmorson]

Messi, who notoriously terrorised Chelsea in 2012

[Daksh @globalwaffles]

Schrodingers transfer window

[NeoGameSpark @NeoGameSpark]

Andrew Garfield’s body language as Spidey gotta be studied in history books cause MAAAAAAN LMFAOO BRO WAS APPALLED

[anish @anish21k]

yo I’m in tears 😭

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

Please don’t blow your fruity vapes around my kids, I’m raising them strictly on Marlboro reds

[ຸ @Palm1zzy]

Worlds richest gooner

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

I have stopped smoking weed for good.I am now smoking weed for evil

[Pav @WrestlinGifs]

the greatest

who else u know cuts a promo on his ex wife after she comes back to him on twitter?

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

We won our match against Arsenal, but we’re going to penalties.

[𝑻• @tahyvr_]

estevao seeing araujo in the premier league after sending him to depression last season

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

🚨 Rodri has started learning Spanish ahead of his move to Barcelona..

[mo @mofromyt]

even the cameraman wasn’t safe