pätuu

rawr rawr rahh meow

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me reading Chinese people's sex tips in the waiting room at the dentist

[amanda 𐕣 @misuseohw]

eu te amo tempest vc é a música da minha vida tipo literalmente

[oh biSCARYous yeah @zonevivi]

been really into Good Mythical Morning and Smosh recently #middleschoolertwt

[cam † @sunbleachedcam]

me when i get taco bell

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

nobody talks about this but in order to enjoy certain things you need to be deeply in love or at least wounded by it

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

may you end up with someone who takes you and your birthday seriously

[aisha @gibszie]

quando lembro que alguém tem uma carta minha escrita a mão expondo meu lado mais vulnerável

[Pie 👑💧 @pienotacake]

jobs sucks... until you get paid, working out sucks... until you see results, i suck... until you cum

[, @09900_]

My hoe leaving was worse than 9/11

[M @nocturama_]

The best cigarette is the one you smoke right after making a disastrous decision

[borges lula da silva @desculpamalala]

lembrando da primeira vez que cuspiram na minha boca

[dan 100/6 @dantbedenied]

dont care. Nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bed

[kaycey | ahs spoilers @dykellisto]

okay i'm gonna be real this is hot in theory but in practice it makes you suicidal

[angele @yaoiangele]

bitch im off my meds ill kill you