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[l @llllo100]

A moment for all the women we have lost to marriage

[richard @richard_normal]

oh that? yeah that’s just The Pattern. you’re going to be Noticing it more lately.

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

brushing my stupid FUCKING TEETH

[g @34rths]

I Love being vague like Yeah what am I talking about

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[l @llllo100]

Anyone wanna send me $150 to pay for a Halloween costume prop for my costume if u don’t want me to look good on Halloween just say that

[l @llllo100]

I’m actually gonna stop people pleasing now and do whatever i want

[g @34rths]

I'm at work Does anyone feel bad for me

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

She heard a skateboard going down the sidewalk and turned around to look

[l @llllo100]

Got sushi by myself again who needs friends!!

[l @llllo100]

Rip ozzy

[l @llllo100]

Someone’s been in my room and taken my beers away from my room

[l @llllo100]

Anyone wanna go on a two day trip up north with me and my cat

[l @llllo100]

I’m so bored with my life I’m applying for a reality game show

[メソ主 @meso601]

ソファ？😳

[👩🏻‍⚖️ @fish_oiI]

Wait. Let me get this right. You’re wearing adidas shorts with ballet flats…? Oh I see. The juxtaposition between the two…

[art @_artsartsarts]

how are you guys listening to all these new songs. im still not over lights by ellie goulding

[l @llllo100]

Why didn’t he get me a Mother’s Day present

[l @llllo100]

Cat distribution system chose me and now i get woken up by scratches on my face at 3am