Taylor Sanders

#teamtay

[Taylor Sanders @lllortay]

I have nothing witty or creative to say except this is MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ANTHONY ZUCCARO @externaljew]

Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they’ve evolved to this level of grip strength

[Patreon @Patreon]

We’re joining forces with @spotify 🤝 to make your Patreon podcasts available in the Spotify app, making it easier than ever for your fans (and moms) to listen 🎧

[Taylor Sanders @lllortay]

Listen up - If you run out of your Zoloft prescription, get it refilled right away because the withdrawals are a spectacle of chaos.

[Taylor Sanders @lllortay]

I can’t wait until I hit 40+ when I can unnecessarily and frequently use ellipses…

[♡ @astralbaes]

i wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can’t hear anything anyone is saying to me

[Suburb Septembriseur @primarycatdad]

Need it

[Film Daze @filmdaze]

Austin Butler will never be him

[Taylor Sanders @lllortay]

I really thought I would never be able to French braid my own hair so I had never tried. Today is the day that I did it & I am just happy and proud of myself 😊

[Kat Sloane ⛅️ @katsloanewrites]

The only thing I needed to see today were these pictures of Roy Kent on Sesame Street. 🙏🏻

[Luke 🤫 @Bootsdahause]

I was depressed then saw a glimpse of Jenna Marbles from Juliens insta and all my happiness is back

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Me when I hear low-rise jeans are back

[Taylor Sanders @lllortay]

way too proud that I responded to a text in under an hour (when it usually takes a few days)

[Taylor Sanders @lllortay]

YES LITTLE LUCCA! Quite simply, a life-changing sandwich.

[Taylor Sanders @lllortay]

@kelseydarragh bought it at $0.06, sold my initial investment, and still have 12,000 shares. still holding on as it is now just all profit and seeing where it’ll go!

[Taylor Sanders @lllortay]

318 days between getting laid off to my first day at my new job. Thankful doesn't even begin to cover it. I am ready to work!

[Taylor Sanders @lllortay]

did not know her name was Wanda until this show came out 😬

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

If raccoons weren’t meant to be our friends they wouldn’t have tiny hands for us to try and hold.

[Brice Izyah @BriceIzyah]

Okay, I’m going to bed now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fresh Prince of #BernieSanders 💀🤣🤣 My My My what 3 Wednesdays in January will do! #Inauguration

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[Taylor Sanders @lllortay]

I know there's truly no point in saying this, but if the job is listed as entry level, it can't also say 10+ years of experience minimum.