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[Laura @llodico12]

@hxllanov I’ve had two glasses of wine and this made me cackle out loud😂😂😂

[cutiepia @cutiepia8395]

"Women 13-19 arent having kids anymore."
First, those are children. Second, thats a good thing.
Third, if you disagree. You need professional help!
Hell 18 and 19 is still too young.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Pizza rolls are just Italian gushers

[ravn @mfnravn]

half princess half big dawg

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Imagine if Kamala Harris became the first female president of the United States and then tore down the East wing, obsessed about a ballroom, started a losing war with Iran, took away health care and food from children, raked in billions, fired everyone to put her friends in their positions, fell asleep on camera consistently, mouthed off on social media, openly prosecuted people she didn’t like without real cause, started a slush fund to fund domestic terrorists, and generally lied every second of the day. She wasn’t even allowed to laugh.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.

[jules @hudaquarius]

she doesn't even know that she'll keep cookies & cream ice cream in the fridge for him and cook him chicken parm because she will love him like a son �

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"Well, if that’s sexual assault, then that means countless men have assaulted women."

Ding ding ding.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

The Trump crime family sued Capital One for shutting down 300 Trump bank accounts saying it’s was because of politics.

Capital One just replied, it was actually because of a money laundering review…

This should be much bigger news.

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

Where’s the lie?

[r @6ffside]

what i’d give to watch even the most dogshit boring hockey game rn

[Vee✰ @Veraachriss]

…flirted with a man @ 15 and he was 24, he stopped me and explained that no healthy adult is interested in a child. I’m older now ,Hope your pillow is always cool King

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell to be a fat bear floating down the river

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

My husband made me put on a stupid bra and go on a stupid walk with him for my stupid mental health.

It worked. I'm furious.

[Trader Tony @trader_tony_]

On a work call and coworker said “Tony didn’t provide me with this file” so in real time I pulled up the email where I had literally sent her the file

[justine 𐙚 @hudnose]

one day you’re watching the first episode of a gay hockey show and like 8 months later you’re emotional about two men reuniting

[moose @mooseincrisis]

notice how i didn’t interrupt the ladies sunbathing and simply minded my own business? take notes, fellas.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

lol it only costs $6 to buy ur girl a marg at Chili’s