Sel

don’t call me baby

[nya futcherson the III 🍏 @lesbianchansoo]

turn the lights down NOW
NOW i take you by the HAND
HAND you another DRINK
DRINK it if you CAN
CAN you spend a little TIME

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Apparently the cardinals can elect you even if you’re not at the Conclave. That’s the last thing I need on top of everything else.

[Gareth Williams. @history99917180]

My first day as an apprentice electrician in Spain hasn’t gone to plan.

[Sel @llovesdude]

It’s honestly a neck and neck tie between working in health care vs retail at Christmas

[Ciara Knight @Ciara_Knight]

They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9

[Ella Beard @EllaBeard11]

The scarf is finished… both ends shown. Pleased it’s done in time for the cold and snow.😊#Knitting

[Greg Law @GregLaw_1]

Gary Barlow’s son when the tooth fairy doesn’t leave any money under his pillow

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

This woman raised me

[Dan Ellis @dgellis0907]

Gay Halloween is so dumb. What do you mean you went as the air conditioning unit that fell from the top of the Co-op live arena?

[the cass ✨ @cassesque]

incredible that this is even a debate lol

[Sel @llovesdude]

Bring back blackberries

[Memorial Device @memorialdevice]

Those size 3 Adidas Sambas will not buy themselves.

[G ྀི @TINTADEG]

how it feels to recognize a sample

[Sel @llovesdude]

3 x silver camping tickets for #creamfields 3 day camping - Manchester area open to offers !! @Creamfields

[Sel @llovesdude]

Selling 3 x silver #creamfields tickets £330 each - open to offers

[fantasy snack @fantasy_snack]

2 pints in at the work drinks and i’ve admitted to catfishing as jacqueline wilson on bebo