ThE ReaL LloyD

Victory loves preparations. Jaha ra hala ka vaboti lavo fana na valungu!

[Vutomi @_tomi24]

Grace is the whitest black person I know

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

This metal sounding stone is found in Mhondoro, Zimbabwe 🇿🇼, how it came into existence is beyond human comprehension.

[Mam'Fundisi ❤️🇿🇦 @Glad_MoL]

Me explaining when was the last time 🕰️ I got laid 😫😫😫

[N’wana_Boti @GershomSA]

We miss you Duke

[Vutomi @_tomi24]

Rooted, growing, and bearing fruit 🥭

[ThE ReaL LloyD @lloyd_hm]

@_tomi24 Teenage pregnancy

[Vutomi @_tomi24]

Family tree ya Gagash na Xaloto

[ThE ReaL LloyD @lloyd_hm]

@Bee___Gee Mutswari, Kuwa ra le thyakeni u dyisa hi nwana. Nwanuna u dyisa hi nsati. Period

[ThE ReaL LloyD @lloyd_hm]

@MhanaFana Nyikani hosi leyi xibelani

[ThE ReaL LloyD @lloyd_hm]

@Khathu_10 Even general maninzo

[ThE ReaL LloyD @lloyd_hm]

@Bee___Gee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

This is not just a watch, it's a masterpiece. Handcrafted by Jacob & Co. and engraved with WMC 777, it stands as the very first Godfather II watch ever made in the world.

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

HISTORY MADE! 🇿🇼 Sir Wicknell Chivayo becomes the first man in the WORLD to own the Jacob & Co. Godfather II — $660k, rose gold, plays Godfather music, engraved WMC 777.

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

Congratulations Zimbabwean businessman Sir Wicknell Chivayo on receiving the world's FIRST Jacob & Co. Godfather II watch, worth $660k (R10.8m), custom engraved WMC 777. Gifted directly by Jacob Arabo ahead of its official launch in October.

[🇿🇦 Apostle Dr D Mekgwe🇹🇼 @ApostleDeza]

[BREAKING NEWS]

NOMVALO TURNS UP THE HEAT ON ZUMA‼️‼️‼️

The MK Party drama deepens as the Intelligence Report reveals that Secretary-General Sibonelo Nomvalo has allegedly instructed Jacob Zuma to withdraw the termination of Zondi’s membership in Parliament and reinstate her as Chief Whip.

The development comes amid allegations that Nomvalo is threatening to expose alleged mismanagement of party funds, with claims implicating the party’s President, Jacob Zuma.

It is further alleged that evidence relating to the financial misconduct claims appears in the court papers of Dr Tshabalala and the other guy I don’t know his name, who is reportedly preparing to challenge the termination of their MK Party membership in court.

The battle for control inside the MK Party continues. And ohhh Bazelwane😩 we love it for them.

We will be there! 😭😭🙌🏾 Gwaza Mkhonto Gwaza!🤙🏾

[Gayton McKenzie @GaytonMcK]

We are cooking something 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mntungwa, Mbulaz'omnyama 🇿🇦🇩🇪 @balush7]

+27 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
The most beautiful pic on the internet rn.

[Dr. Koena Moabelo 🇿🇦 @RealKoenaza]

Whoever approved this stunt, tell him I owe him a bottle of Hennessy 🇿🇦

[Neo Paulus 𓃵 @Neo_R_Paulus]

… And behold… the Lord shall bring His people into the promised land and the land shall be called South Africa.

No DNA. No genealogy. No further investigation. Just South Africa. 🇿🇦😂