Lloyd irons

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Apparently Everton have already had 100 applications for the vacant managers job.

87 of these have been found to be David Moyes doing funny voices on the phone, like Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Just loved our time together #hopingfora2nddate

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

No trash-talking at all for #JoshuaRuizJr2. Shame.

Looks like the golden era of smack-talk is over.

[Brighton & Hove Albion @BHAFC]

😉 First ever @premierleague win at The Emirates?

#BHAFC ⚫️

[Andy Goldstein MBE @andygoldstein05]

🤣

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Hey @disneyplus we’re ready for this. Please don’t read the script. Thanks

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

This is what my sauces are saying about the next Arsenal boss #arsenal #Emery

[SportsJOE @SportsJOEdotie]

Everyone: Can't believe Lingard is the captain

Lingard:

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Good Europa League rule to speed up the game. Book Mustafi before the game even starts.

[antanddec @antanddec]

Little nob
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[Sports Illustrated FC @SI_FootballClub]

Lee Grant at half-time in the changing room...

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should’ve been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a social media admin to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there’s a medical emergency happening

Dad: Go and see if live-tweeting the Europa league helps

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

EMMA WATSON WAS ACTUALLY WRITING DURING THE SCENES WHERE SHE HAD TO USE A QUILL AND ITS THE CUTEST THING

[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

That time Tiger Woods was on Sunny

[Lloyd irons @lloyd_irons]

I just donated a special premature nappy to a UK hospital by tweeting #PampersForPreemies - show your support and do the same! 👶