Bryan L

Designer, Mac lover, Comedian, Nerd, BAMF. Quod Sum Eris. These tweets don't reflect the opinions of your Mother...or my employer(s).

[Bryan L @Lloydb]

Speaker Mike Johnson gives a real “the bathrooms are for Whites only” vibe.

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20 years ago today I signed a contract with the Army. Geez I'm old. 🇺🇸

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They are no longer recognized as Handymen, they are Appendage People

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Where's the Sam Smith/KISS mashup? #unholy

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@afalker I loved the Alkaline-183!

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@afalker Yeah, I kinda liked Matt Skiba in Blink. Seems appropriate they'd get back together now that most/all of the members have had near-death experiences.

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

I can’t stop watching this video 😂😂😂

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ESPN is living in a different dimension/timeline.

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@afalker Waukee, Johnston, Ankeny 🙄

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@afalker Do I need to know anything about Squirrel Girls before listening to this or good to just jump in cold?

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14 years of saying dumb stuff on Twitter. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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And my whole bracket is now busted!

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Hey Gov Reynolds, kick rocks and go fuck yourself. You do NOT speak for Iowa. #StateOfTheUnionAddress

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Bengals can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

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Wordle 227 2/6

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@HangDek if you had a nautical themed massage parlor it should be called “All Hands on Dek” ⚓️🙏🏻

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@KIOA933 Cleopatra

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@scHarvey @JimGaffigan @ToddGlass I asked my mom who the opener was, she said “some guy” but he was really funny for his 20 -minute set! No idea it was Todd Glass!