Loyd

🙂👋

[matt ༼ ◕_◕ ༽🇵🇸 @GhostStoriesEnd]

I used to call Aphex Twin “the thinking man’s Jamiroquai” because it pissed off my least favourite cousin 👌

[chairman biden @chairmanbiden74]

happy pride

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[jolly @woja999]

If anybody wants to kiII me I am sitting on the side of I-5 right now #ComeKiIIMe

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

She’s called “Anne Hathaway” because she “Hath a way” with acting, “Anne” she’s beautiful…

[cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas]

nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

You know it’s serious when Kash Patel leaves half a drink on the table

[Wiki @kikilopemi]

Eating pussy from the back what a concept

[Younis Tirawi | يونس @ytirawi]

Lebanon |

An Israeli soldier smashing the head of a Jesus Christ statue during operations in southern Lebanon.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

Me: *Saves game and goes to quit*

Game: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUIT? ALL UNSAVED PROGRESS WILL BE LOST!

Me:

[Alec @surialaw]

Yesterday my roommate got home mad drunk walked up to me said “I know how much you love the dishwasher” and handed me this lol

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: Another individual connected to top secret US nuclear research has vanished without a trace, Daily Mail reports.

This is now the tenth person connected to top secret US nuclear research to go missing or die mysteriously.