Lloyd Work

Writer. Actor. Comedian. Nerd.

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@MatthewGray100 “I have my grandma to thank for that” “Why, did she have good teeth?” “Yes, and these are her actual teeth”

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@Mar_E_ They base the suggestions on your past internet searches

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@brianvanderark1 You can get away with it if you talk like an Irish sailor: “dangummit, what the ferk, what kinda bullshattery is this guy upta, drivin like a merther ferkin moron, eh? What an ersehole, eh”

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@Mar_E_ Thou shalt have no alcohol before me

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@jefftimmer Wolfman Jerk

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@brianvanderark1 The Firm Pipe

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@Twitter Donald Trump. It’s not that I want to spend a single second with him, because I don’t. I just want to go down in history as the man who saved the world.

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@thelaceylondon "Waiving My Right To Bear Arms"

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@thelaceylondon Shats fired

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@thelaceylondon “Do you have any Grey Poupon”?

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@Mar_E_ Eye can’t.

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@idaho_blue Deez Nuts

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@tokenwhitedude @altnation Social Animals are promising, but they need more songs: https://t.co/Qg4dPR8nJc

Spacey Jane's debut album is pretty good: https://t.co/zXcesoY4pe

Oliver Tree is, well, you just have to experience it, lol: https://t.co/jvmk91t6C8

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@Mar_E_ The police just released a sketch of the suspect

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@adamwren That's interesting, Micah, because this is what the Lord told the rest of us. Not that you would know anything about this particular passage of scripture. You're only named after it, after all.

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@Mar_E_ They had me at "There was no intelligence"

[Lloyd Work @lloydwork]

@RonSexsmith I heard that people in Sexsmith had a lot of sex but as it turns out it was just a sex myth.