Laura

Cat mom and lace knitting enthusiast. pies over cakes. She/her

[Riki @biconicwomann]

I love Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘I Should Go Back to School,’ Says Woman Who Should Probably Just Get a Library Card: https://t.co/zQ58j1ZpOs

[✨ nova ✨ @novatjerneld]

repeat after me “gAI isn’t bad because of the quality but because it uses slavery, steals copyright protected content and labour, depletes our natural resources, and creates ethical issues. using ANY kind of gAI makes me complicit”

[Lauren Pokedoff @LaurenPokedoff]

They match each other’s freak.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[Laura @llranney]

@emilygeneric I have an insane conspiracy theory that Shondaland has already purchased the rights to several of these authors (Kleypas, Jenkins, MacLean) and they’re waiting until they run out of the good Bridgerton plots to start adding in other series to create a Regency Cinematic Universe.

[Laura @llranney]

@realgirl_fieri Merry Happy by Kate Nash is an underrated banger with a perfect jogging beat

[Laura @llranney]

@bandherbooks Real ones will be able to smell this image

[Laura @llranney]

@thisoneiserin Baddie behavior!!

[Laura @llranney]

A rough meme for Cancers born in 1989:

[Trapped by Television @LouLumenick]

HIGH SOCIETY? I suspect not.

[Laura @llranney]

Update: it has embedded commercials from the 90s? Nostalgia immersion 1000%

[Laura @llranney]

Sure the planet is dying and everything sucks, but my smart tv did just suggest a playlist of “All Women Winners episodes of The Price is Right” so this sick day is about to be littttt

[Laura @llranney]

@AWhitTwit @RueBrixton @JenReadsRomance Surrender of the Siren by Tessa Dare is a good one

[Laura @llranney]

The sci fi names discourse around Dune where people are defending it by pointing out that Star Wars has a character named Luke, LOTR has a Tom etc…yall are really missing out on the part where Paul is the dumbest name. Just a stupid name in any universe.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

what Narnia made me think Turkish Delight would taste like vs what Turkish Delight actually tasted like when I tried it:

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

getting lots of treats in the mail this week (crowd cheers) because I have been very naughty with money (crowd boos) but it doesn’t matter (crowd cheers) because we all die (crowd fuckin loses it cheering so hard)

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

Since everyone is talking about Tracy Chapman let me add that her rendition of “Ain’t No Sunshine” with Buddy Guy is one of the great blues recordings of the 21st century. If you haven’t listened to it before, you’re welcome.