Larry Twito

Occasionally funny. Usually at the most inappropriate time & in hindsight. Opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views of my employer."

[Larry Twito @llt71]

By the time it was fixed, I missed the 12:39 PM door close at Gate A83. Arrived 9 mins before departure and was denied boarding. Gate & phone agents completely refused to help. Had to pay $200 to fly United. reimburse me! #FrontierAirlines #DEN #CustomerService #TravelHorror

[Larry Twito @llt71]

🚨 @FlyFrontier stranded me & cost me $200 today due to THEIR profile data error. They put the wrong birth date in my system, so TSA East at DEN rejected my ticket. I was given a Quick Return card to get it fixed, but understaffed Frontier counters took over 30 mins to correct

[Larry Twito @llt71]

@AmericanAir No compensation for the delay or any service during the over 2 hour delay…not a great look

[Larry Twito @llt71]

@americanair AA1636 CLT to DEN this evening…Maintenance delay, 2 hours on the plane at the gate…no offer of water. “You can get off the plane, but then you need to find your own way to DEN” You can do better. #americanairlines #terribleservice #paxex

[Larry Twito @llt71]

Eggplant parm!

I gifted a meal by taking a photo at @SnarfHappens with the free @GiftAMeal app.

#SnarfsSandwiches #GiftAMeal

https://t.co/X9cfLZKEjd

[Larry Twito @llt71]

@wingoz Am I in London?

[Larry Twito @llt71]

Very inspirational and thought provoking…

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

I’ve been a hospital chaplain now for eight years at hundreds of deathbeds. I want to tell you something I’ve witnessed.

Most people, at the end, realize they’ve spent a lot of their life hiding. Sometimes by choice, or because they could not safely choose to be themselves. ➡️

[Larry Twito @llt71]

@tsikich22 Hey! Lady in the Water was good!

[Larry Twito @llt71]

Thank you…so true

[trey wingo @wingoz]

Great job Steve

[trey wingo @wingoz]

Great job Steve

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

One of the biggest mistakes we make in relationships is hoping our partner will catch on to what we want without us communicating it. Our partners can’t read our minds, and if we want a need to be met, we have to speak it.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you show frustration or anger through: sighing, giving the silent treatment, or making sarcastic comments, you have a passive aggressive communication style.

Here's why:

[Larry Twito @llt71]

@mikeschmidmn @overtime Ha! It looks like him

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

What on earth are you talking about? The vaccines have saved 20 million lives globally, and over 1 million lives and 10 million hospitalizations in the United States alone.

What would we be "quiet" about? We've been vindicated in every way possible.

[Larry Twito @llt71]

@SonyaBonczek Creepy carrots

[Sarah Reese Jones @PoliticusSarah]

Biden names names of Republicans who voted against infrastructure and then asked for money. The President said, "I was surprised to see so many socialists in the  Republican caucus."

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Wow. A big tip of the Stetson to Jon Stewart. A master class in the art of a news making interview.

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

Levels of male friendship:

Just met —> “Seem like a cool guy…”

Hung out twice —> “I got a buddy who…”

Go out on weekends —> “I got a buddy who…”

Literally best friends —> “I got a buddy who…”

Known each other for life —> “I got a buddy who…”

[Larry Twito @llt71]

Ham!!!

[Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz @LeBatardShow]

“The NFL is back.” - @__ChrisCote

via @PatrickRenna