piper !

that’s so bubbly making

[piper ! @lluckymii]

life is about the .5 selfie

[piper ! @lluckymii]

@corey_lopes @thewombats 🤷🏻‍♀️ probably like 6

[piper ! @lluckymii]

🕰️🐇🏹

[piper ! @lluckymii]

@MAGEKlLLER not you being there in the evening

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I don't have kids and this is exactly what I want my tax dollars going to.

[bug girl @buggirl]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting

[piper ! @lluckymii]

@MAGEKlLLER chat is this about me

[piper ! @lluckymii]

answering dating apps messages makes me feel like sisyphus. i answered and am like “ah done” and then??? they respond??? what the fuck i did my part now i got to do it again???

[piper ! @lluckymii]

@MAGEKlLLER the southpark character or your cat

[piper ! @lluckymii]

@MAGEKlLLER maybe i’m also arden’s grandpa

[piper ! @lluckymii]

@MAGEKlLLER i didn’t know it was yours i thought it was on megan’s until one day hulu loaded and i was like “WELCOME MORGEN???” so. you can see i didn’t get fair in either show

[piper ! @lluckymii]

@MAGEKlLLER okay so

[piper ! @lluckymii]

@MAGEKlLLER 😭😭😭

[piper ! @lluckymii]

rbf final boss

[alexa @lexatrexa]

@baytato vaguely remember a cartoon version of this and i would always beg my parents to watch it then sob through the entire thing bc i felt so bad for her until eventually my parents stopped letting me watch it

[piper ! @lluckymii]

one time i guess the photo was darker and i got a text an hour later “you dyed you hair??” no 🫶🏻❤️

[piper ! @lluckymii]

no one will clock my instagram profile pic change faster than my little brother

[piper ! @lluckymii]

pov: you’re at the bar

[piper ! @lluckymii]

i actually don’t mind bc i like the show but it’s funny that this has been my life for the past couple weeks

[piper ! @lluckymii]

because of white lotus pipers around the world are now being subjected to white lotus conversations anytime they meet someone new

[piper ! @lluckymii]

the past few weeks have gone like this:
me: my name is piper
them: oh my god i love the white lotus! have you been watching it? what are your theories?