Leah Kelley

Leah is my name, and Siamese cats are my game.

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

I'm deadly serious when I say that if this man isn't in a tv show, I don't wanna watch it.

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

@fasc1nate Will this work if I try it

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have an upstairs ibuprofen bottle and a downstairs ibuprofen bottle.

[laura “on the other website too” cavegift @cavegift]

i deserve and can be trusted with roof access to every building

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

Scooping the litter box is only a small taste of what it would've been like as a miner during the Gold Rush.

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

Grammy to cousin: "How do you like school?"
12 year old cousin: "Good. How about you?"

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

Absolutely entranced by Roku City tonight

[Heather Clauson @HeatherClauson]

If I could live in any make-believe community, it would be the Lenox Spice Village.

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

"There should be a support group for women whose husbands have them on a budget called WSATW, women saving against their will." -@HeatherClauson

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

"I just want to lay in a sun patch and have servants to bring me bread and butter." @HeatherClauson

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

I think I’d be so annoyed if someone kidnapped me. -@HeatherClauson

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

Hey @Anthropologie you should make a men's line and call it Manthropologie

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

This cup is more important than the World Cup.

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

@jonesypickles @AlexGrodkiewicz 👀😍

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

Fun fact about me is that until I was 16, I thought Martha's Vineyard was named after Martha Stewart.

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

"I need a trip to target for my nerves." @HeatherClauson

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

"target is a beautiful land of bountiful promise but the fitting rooms are like the swamp of despair." @HeatherClauson

[Leah Kelley @lmaekelley]

"If Dayton is the birthplace of aviation then Orville and wilbur are the daddies of flight." @HeatherClauson

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the week between Christmas and New Years: