mawk

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Simon Nemec, signed 5x$7.3M by CGY, is a young offensive defenceman who plays an aggressive, activation-focused offensive game built on connecting with skilled linemates to create scoring chances. Has work to do to become a true playdriving defenceman.

[James @JamesNotJamie1]

Ok let’s all just calm down

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

having as much premarital as possible before we get a new pope

[skanks @skanks17]

Guys please test your coke

[VOIDFILL🕳️ @SOPROSOCIAL]

The mentally handicapped are right about chicken tenders. They’re phenomenal

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist…

[cig queen @cigarettequeeen]

just won $200 cash at my company holiday party can’t wait to use it on drugs

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Kamala Harris sexually assaulted me at the Denver international airport in 2009

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Cocaine is a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being

[The boutique banker @boutique_banker]

One of our analysts told the bullpen he was gay and our VP came and said “nobody’s perfect” let’s get back to work

[Ciz♱ 💫 @Cizski]

my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

the left literally tried to end white boy summer

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

+ he got shot

This man is blacker than Obama

[Matthew @RealNameNotMatt]

Bullet to the ear and a fist pump!
Bullet to the ear and a fist pump!

[AB @AB84]

my PTDS acting up #CTESPN

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Doing coke and getting cut off at the rainforest cafe with my friends

[AB @AB84]

head

[AB @AB84]

If it’s a rainbow 🌈

Call it

Shannon Sharp

It’s it’s hairy

Call it

Caitlin Clark

#CTESPN