makenzie

[julia @juliashiplett]

“Why don’t you want to have kids?”

*motions hysterically in every direction*

[Haaris @TrilogyFiIm]

if Amy Schumer has a million haters im one of them. if she has 1000 haters im still one of them. If she has 1 hater it’s me. if she has 0 haters it means i have left this world

[Tori Jeanine @torijeanine]

have yourself a merry little christmas! make the yuletide… ya know…

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

the home alone movies are unrealistic if that was me I would’ve just FaceTimed my family from my 1TB Sierra Blue iPhone 13 Pro Max with 5G coverage and AppleCare like tf 😂

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

scrooge really just had a dream so scary that he started to care about poor people

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

sticks and stones may break my bones, but words? way worse baby. oh my god

[Maine @maine_gov]

Maine update: life is constant pain

[makenzie @lmaomax_]

@tacobell i ordered a beefy 5 layer burrito with no beans and i got a beefy 2 layer burrito with only beans...i am disappointed and disgusted...

[makenzie @lmaomax_]

@maine_gov this is the first time i have ever benefitted from living in maine

[Maine @maine_gov]

bisexuality? valid. maine? well, that's a different story

[makenzie @lmaomax_]

@macysalsa ok but knowing noko that “policy” is going to be forgotten by like...september 3rd...

[makenzie @lmaomax_]

adult life is stupid and i wanna go to..BED

[Rock Sound @rocksound]

I swear that some of us took people saying that emo was just a phase as a personal challenge

[makenzie @lmaomax_]

i always say im gonna start frequently using twitter and then i never do..hello...