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[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Israeli soldiers vacationing in Montenegro after committing Genocide in Gaza were called BABY KILLERS by locals.

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Reminds me of this class in high school where our teacher was talking about “let me introduce you to the Greek gods” and this Egyptian kid in the back yelled “astaghfarullah what are you talking about there’s only one God” 😭

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

a funky gemstone dome cake by cooking.srta

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

My cashier at Costco is named Fredo.

I just said to him, “I knew it was you, Fredo.”

Doesn’t look up. “Very good, sir. Haven’t heard that before.”

[Dex @pitstop_97]

How I listen to the Sopranos intro every time it comes on

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

Wait i aint know miss minelli was giving it up like this???

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

How do I nominate a tweet for a Pulitzer

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[n x d @nxd1979]

i tried ordering coffee in german at the frankfurt airport and the barista responded in serbian, the most public yet of my many humiliations

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[eliz @eliza___v]

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

DO NOT TURN A BLIND EYE TO THIS. HOLY SHIT.

[sexy sagittarius 🐆 @afroditacoded]

money always finds its way back to me and tripled

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[sierra @sierralayko]

work used ai to make a flyer for an earth day celebration

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Jesus Christ has officially confirmed that she will reprise her role as God in “The Bible”

[ceci | 🍉 @cecitheconkeror]

if I had triplets I'd call them Zagreb, Sarajevo, Beograd