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twenty // carleton u // fool me once, strike one. fool me twice... strike three.

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@tessell4te @sangriasav we luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv u tess

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me: wow. what a beautiful flight. i love being on planes
my intrusive thoughts: break the window and crawl onto the wing

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when a hella rude customer says "can't you just check on the computer" and you want to say no but people are watching

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the fire alarm just went off in this building on campus and no one moved. alexa, play i love college by asher roth

[chy @politicallychy]

paid my rent so don’t ask me to go out because i’m in the crib getting my moneys worth.

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i'm starting a kickstarter to put down every person who talks loudly on public buses

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when i have a child, if it is not a libra i am returning it for a refund

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i've absolutely got the most supportive man, family and friends. i'm so unbelievably grateful i love all of you bitches

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yes the rumours are true, i am a bad bitch who got accepted to law school today

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good evening and a big fuck you to anyone who doesn't believe survivors of sexual assault

[heather @anchorlines]

its the weekend baby. you know what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and write it on my calendar

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i had an interview for a sales job today and i got it. this is what watching all 9 seasons of the office 15 times has been preparing me for.

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when your prof says "good question" even tho it was clearly not a good question

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@iphfenoglio i would dump pesto for him

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i told my man i was excited to make pesto chicken tonight and he said "i don't understand why everyone goes crazy over pesto" and now i don't want to talk to him for the rest of the day

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after an empirical study i can confidently report that eating one (1) whole box of kraft dinner before going to the gym is a bad horrible terrible idea

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does eating kraft dinner before going to the gym count as carb loading

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@Brad_Campbell12 i have no fear

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at least new brunswickers can take comfort in knowing that no matter who wins our elections, irving will always truly be running the show :-) #NBVotes