Lauren

Pretty much a professional at fitting my life into 140 characte

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

"Being a Texan doesn't describe where you're from. It describes who your family is." -True Fellow Texan #GodBlessTexas

[NBA @NBA]

With this bucket, @swish41 moves to No. 6 on the #NBA all-time scoring list! #MFFL

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

A moment we'll never forget. #MFFL

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

Ready for @RandyRogersBand & @WadeBowen ‘s #HMBWT show! #holdmybeerfor9months #babysfirstconcert

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

Went from my skinnies to maternity shorts and my front pockets are still fake 🙄🙄🙄 #mypurseisnowmysnackbag

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

@ChrisCroupe Exactly! Apparently labor costs for digging 39’ of a 1’ deep trench for the plumber our warranty picked.. 🙄 Branch is pretty worn out though! 😬

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

He may be pretentious but he’s hardworking too! 🤔 Dug his own trench to save us $2500 of labor getting a new water line! #besthusband #bighoneydo #finallywaterforthismama

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

Usually annoyed/embarrassed that my husband gets on the phone with ANY company and acts like the world owes him something.. But after not having running water this morning, I’m becoming thankful for this rather pretentious husband of mine 😆 #GIVEMEWATER

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

Couldn’t get candles @WatermarkChurch ‘s Christmas Eve service but you better believe we had them @alamodrafthouse in memory of my girl Sel! 😆🕯 #watermarkcandlegate2017 #anythingforselenas #hbdselena

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

Just got asked if my parents were home after opening the front door.. Was it the pajama pants or my baby face? 🤣 #imtheownersweetheart

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

Shocktarts? Is that you? 🧐🤔🤨

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

Got my #SelenaCup (s) and some memorabilia too {bc I’m a hoarder} #mygirlSel #anythingforSelenas #thankyouHewittStripes #SelenaStripesCup

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

@ChrisCroupe We did too but I haven’t tried it yet! Have you?

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms in one box. Do I dare? 😬

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

There are few things more satisfying than Schlotzsky’s jalapeño chips 🤤

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

In a perfect world... Sephora would tell me she was “looking up at the moon and [I’m] dreaming” when I ask her why her potty break was so long.. 😆🐺 #ifdogscouldtalk #onlymydaughter

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

Listening to Big Dismal and still know every word to every song and just saw the album is 15 -years- old... yet I can’t remember what I had for breakfast yesterday.... 🤷🏽‍♀️ #brains

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

TODAY.

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

Speaking of texts though, it’s Pizza Friday at the Bellomy Bungalow and I think @PapaJohns ghosted me?? No texts. No calls. Where you at, PJ? 🍕🍕🍕

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

🤦🏽‍♀️ #momtexts

[Lauren @lmbellomy]

#truefriends