LUMBERJACK

It was once said of man that the idea was to die young as late as possible.

[Mason Dodd @MasonDoddFFN]

2018 Alabama

Quarterback
- Jalen Hurts
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Mac Jones

Running Back
- Josh Jacobs
- Najee Harris
- Brian Robinson
- Damien Harris

Wide Receiver
- Jaylen Waddle
- DeVonta Smith
- Henry Ruggs

Tight End
- Irv Smith Jr

Better than 99% of my fantasy teams

[LUMBERJACK @lmbjklrry]

Chiefs can eat my fucking sack

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

I cannot wait to see Hall of Famer Shannon Sharpe's face tomorrow morning at 9:30 E on FS1.

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Wait nah!! We left a marine?!! Hell nah

[LUMBERJACK @lmbjklrry]

aight who gonna tell him 😂

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

You all know I'm a car guy.

Today I visited the Detroit Auto Show and saw firsthand the electric vehicles that give me so many reasons to be optimistic about our future.

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

SAD NEWS ALERT:

“It's not the first time that i got traded, but this one was the toughest for me. Whole city, they accepted me there like i was in my hometown Boljevac. That's how I felt, when I go to Dallas, it's like I'm in Boljevac.”

-@BobanMarjanovic on Dallas 🥺

[Miguel Jordán @PettyAirJordan]

Steve Kerr a legend for this 💀

[Stephen Curry @StephenCurry30]

Night Night

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Lmao I ain’t shit

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tom Brady has agreed to join Fox Sports as the lead NFL analyst after his playing career concludes. @brgridiron

The 🐐 will be calling games.

[LUMBERJACK @lmbjklrry]

Bro hotels in Austin big trippin

[Joey Votto @JoeyVotto]

He was like, what’s your name? And I was like, what? He was like, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? I was like, Tony. So I says, WHAT’S YOUR NAME? He goes, Ezekiel. Then something about a fire. I don’t remember—I got hit in the head.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

69.420% of statistics are false

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I love it

[James @CaucasianJames]

damn

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Deshaun Watson’s extension with the Browns:
Signing bonus: $44.965M
2022 salary: $1.035M
2023 salary: $46M
2024 salary: $46M
2025 salary: $46M
2026 salary: $46M

$230M. All fully guaranteed.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

1.76%. That's the amount of brackets that are still perfect 😬

Madness.