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all I ever wanted was to be twitter famous

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How am I supposed to get over you when I walk outside and see things that remind me of you like garbage cans and piles of dog shit

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Just want everyone to know I made up two new songs about my cats today

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Got home from the bar and Mockingjay pt 2 was on and I wasn’t planning on crying tonight but here we are at almost 5am and I’m sobbing my ass off

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Once again it’s that time of year that I cannot stress enough how much of a fuckin dickbag Mayor maywho is

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First off like why are people that don’t even live in Minnesota tryna make decisions about the people that actually live in Minnesota

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I’ve always known muscle memory is real but the new insta update where the message notifications is at the bottom of the screen got me fucked up 🙃

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Could be us

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In my home ec class back in 6th grade we were taught how to balance a checkbook and I just got the feeling that I think I could still do it. But simultaneously thank god we don’t have to worry about that anymore

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fuck the word queue

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Hot take going to a rave/edm show sounds fucking awful to me. Loud aggressive repetitive music with borderline painful bass, constant sweaty body to body contact in hella close quarters, and it goes on for hours and hours. Mad respect for those that love it

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Hot take people that celebrate Christmas hella early are the equivalent of people that need ranch dressing for everything

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I hate everything about Florida but mannnn what I would give to work at The Wizarding World in Universal Studios 😭

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Made some delicious tea but too bad it was at the perfect temp for like 2.5 fuckin seconds

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So I fully acknowledge jk Rowling sucks but I’m still an HP fan and something I just realized is I’ve never seen a Harry Potter pinball machine. And like also who cares not a big deal and much more important things but it’s just curious to me

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@catsbeingweirds

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@distributedkv Speakerphone in public

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Every single fall when my sinuses go to shit it never ceases to amaze me how much fuckin snot they manage to produce

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Pretty sure my insta ads are so specifically tailored to me that they pop up only when I’m intoxicated and so much more wanting to spend money

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It me

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “omgggg congrats sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone i haven’t spoken to in 5 years

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Harvey dangers flagpole sitta is a timeless banger but I will say I did pierce my tongue and it didn’t feel fine