Luke McDonough

This is my first rodeo

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

How do blind people not just fall asleep all the time?

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

How the fuck to I get Spotify to never play that man in finance song ever again

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

WITH ARMS WIDE OPON

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

I asked my mom if she knew how to do something and said, “here let me show you what I do” and then just googled “how to core a tomato” right next to me.

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

@anna_cg07 Devil got me peachin my cobbler

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

The vibes are just different in Shaler Township

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

@mnt_DrEW Michael

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

“I’m 6ft”

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

If you want a good desert, you gotta remember the á la mode

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Michael Owen (ST)

While his teammates were living a life of sin, Owen was gleefully smacking 22 consecutive volleys past a 13 year old from point blank range.

“I just love volleying – poor old Jamie has no chance," he chuckled.

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

@JackKennedy @BracketPod Chumbawamba

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

I feel like I talk to my dog the same way people talk to god. “Come on, just say something just this once” or “how come I have to work and you get to chill at home all day” or “you didn’t have anything to do with the neighbors accident, did you? DID you!?”

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

Young WFH on the track

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

Yet they all do the same thing when I put them in a socket #metaphor?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Different types of forks

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

Fire Marshall!? What’d he do?

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

This Thought-Provoking Video Shows What The World Would Be Like If No One Smoked

[Luke McDonough @lmcdonough17]

Go away from my kitchen, I’m a lasagna hog

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Allentown. Allen Street. Caller is insisting that the neighbor has a universal remote and is changing the channel on his TV to mess with him.