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[haley 𖤐 @haIeybowers]

my aunt read online that a golden retriever’s mouth is so gentle they can hold an egg in their mouth without cracking it so she tried it on her dog and well

[McK @lmckaylasmith]

@yayyitsgraceyyy Judging

[IG: Lotsofdinero @LotsofDinero]

College Students: “ Aye the Teacher 15 mins late what y’all trying do ? “

Everybody in class: https://t.co/FhYXRYGkaF

[stone vanderpump @booboolafool]

me: doesn’t understand a concept

professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF

[kyle @kybil_]

She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I ONLY LOVE MY BED AND MY MAMA I’M SORRY

[Roberto Carlos @TheUniverseMan]

A thread about what I learned whilst living with girls for one week is going live at 10pm

[warren 🤠 @pwwatl]

What we’re not gonna do is disrespect the chicken mini https://t.co/Eb6o0WnOJz

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Dear Apple,

No one uses the word “ducking”. No one.

Thank you!

[Mads @madswill_]

TJ Maxx cashier: “Did you find everything you were looking for?”

*Me unloading full cart*

First of all, I wasn’t looking for any of this

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Wedding tomorrow this just rehearsal damn!!!
10/17/2017 #TheManeEvent

[Jordan @jordanenvogue]

sober in uber: please stop talking to me
drunk in uber: ...and that Mike, is why I'm emotionally unavailable I suppose.