Thornton Melon

Lazy perfectionist.

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@imPatrickT https://t.co/NcRBeMrs3I

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“I’ll start doing yoga tomorrow.” She says to herself for the 1,903rd day in a row while sipping wine and lighting a cigarette.

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@thescrvnr I support this

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Jeremy Strong was made to play Max Wright ( dad from Alf) in his biopic. Or in an Alf reboot? 🤔

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Hell is waiting on hold for a representative for over an hour. 😵‍💫

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It should be law that Everything Bagels come with a side of floss wherever you order them.

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@WovenAntelope Would be cool if she agreed to let us film her every time we asked 😞

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@WovenAntelope @AngelOlsen @jagjaguwar I adore this one.

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I grew up in bowling alley nurseries…every single one of them had these in them. I can smell the lane oil and cigarette smoke just looking at this picture.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You know this sweet bastard had us all considering a career in agriculture at one point ...

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That birthday week urge to spend all the money you do not have.

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Do you think Robert DeNiro and Harvey Keitel hang out on the weekends? Like go fishing? Or bowling?

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Officially half way through watching MSW from the beginning - the perps in this shindig need to learn how to lawyer up.

[Brandon Bird @Brandon_Bird]

Tonight, on Murder She Wrote.

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@thescrvnr Respect.

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Power out. So I’m sitting here eating Taco Bell in the dark.

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Finally dusted off (literally) the old sewing machine.

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@imjasondiamond Half way thru season 3 right now! Get ready for a LOT of toupees and blush.

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@LauraJaneGrace

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So excited for our next broadcast episode of Monograph! Jackie tests her musical chops at the Firehouse Community Arts Center in Avondale! Tune in on APT April 13th at 8pm 😃

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Little Richard documentary?? Yes, please!! https://t.co/16xsGCFOUM