Linda Maria

I am an amalgamation of every person I've ever liked and admired

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

@A_James_Esq Pro broke: only showers at the gym so you can keep the heating turned off and not get charged for the water use (compromise for getting a gym membership)

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@nickgedwards @aberdeenuni Lol I think we all know the answer to this from experience!

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@butchhedgehog ''some perfectly decent words on roughly the right order'' that is in the top 3 of most awful things I've ever read & I grew up reading ffs, I have read some pretty awful things

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

@Redd_102 Incl head and eyebrows 👀

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

@Redd_102 Go with beard, then take a toilet break in the middle and shave it all off 👀

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

@Mcrow32 I see people using umbrellas in Nottingham and think, scornfully, "you know nothing, evolution will get you" 🤭

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

@queenrosie4 @MartinHare I can (proudly?) say I actively to read anything written by Rosie and Anttoni so I support Rosie's comment 🥳

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

After two years, today is my last day on the @aberdeenuni Court as a Student Governor and could not be more excited to see the present waiting for me when I went to the AUSA Office for one last time! Thank you so much 😍🌟

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

why did i decide to move to england? so embarrassing

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

@lynchit Did you join us with the prosecco or was it just Jenny, Abbe and I? 😄😄

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

Spending my Sunday evening the way a Sunday evening is meant to be spent: psychoanalysing props (cups) usage in a tv series #kdrama #RecordofYouth

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

@heresmishti You could also try added a protein shake as a snack once daily, works great for the lethargic feeling

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

Overheard at the pizzeria
Man on phone: do you want pizza?
*silence*
Man on phone: I'm in Istanbul.
*silence*
Man on phone: no, the pizzeria, not the city

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

@timothycbaker When I see a letter in front of a genre, I am instantly intrigued. Japanese Horror?

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#BLACKPINK Lisa's bangs are more stable than the economy (which economy you ask? ANY)

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The disparity between the judges' points and the public's vote is real (except for UK, no one likes the UK) #Eurovision

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UK receiving zero points is iconic #Eurovision #Brexit

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

I've not paid enough attention to euro politics since moving to Scotland because for once I cannot predict the voting, someone educate me pls #Eurovision

[Linda Maria @lmcw13]

@rad_een My soul need Iceland or Ukraine to win

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@eilidhkeay I haven't even read the piece cos I do not need that kinda negativity in my life, but this heading is unforgivable 😵