Lauren Messmore

[Mark Kirk @SenatorKirk]

Wishing #Illinois families Merry Christmas! Special thx to the men and women in the Armed Services protecting freedom around the world.

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

@PC_G “@AntiJokeApplee: (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan.”

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

First Judy and Mitt. Then DePauw. Then the Bears. My heart can't handle any more losses.

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

@ktwood08 soldier homecoming videos in honor of veterans day during commercials of the bears/texans game. Tears. 😪

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

On genetically modified food: "they should use their brains to cure cancer, not to grow a salmon." Well said, mom.

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

Presidential debate on at the same time as the bears game?! This has been a stressful evening. 🐻��🇺🇸

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

"Hypothetical question, let's say Israel calls you up and they say 'we need all your hummus.' What's your move?" #BetterDebateQuestions

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

@ktwood08 I've only been saying this for the past 22 years of my life. Cheesies pub and grub is a dream come true.

[Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny]

What if Ryan slaps joe Biden for laughing & all of those chiclets fall out? #obsessedwbidenchiclets

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

@sgrass811 the poison tree! Such a good book!

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

@PC_G fighting giraffes! @UberFacts: An adult giraffe has a kick so powerful, they can decapitate a lion.

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

East College http://t.co/eH36Tutz

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

@ktwood08 @clmcollum thanks for not letting me cut my hair tonight. Your harsh judgement made me change my mind for the better #friendship

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

@ESZahn I just saw this tweet! Come back to Chicago and we will make a music video of our own. I'll be Selena Gomez, you be Justin Beiber.

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

@ktwood08 I'll share my vodka but I won't share my French fries. #happystpatricksday #fatgirlproblems

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

@LochMessMonster my iron is low okay? #sorryimnotsorry

[Lauren Messmore @LMess19]

“@UberFacts: Penguins cannot walk backwards. They are too top heavy and would just fall down.” @PC_G