Lynn Faye

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[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

I really like the music for the #airpods ear tip fit test. I keep on “testing” them. Follow me for more exciting and fun ways to waste your time.

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

It’s Monday, my power just went out so now I wait. I’ve heard bad things come in threes

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

@eliistender10 Take less advice

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

One and a two and a three..... on top of spaghetti all covered with cheese... now everyone join in

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

Mitt Romney said it’s too early for another stimulus package. I’d like to know the last time he has to live for 4 months on $600

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

I’m going to put out a cookbook, 1001 ways to cook chicken so everyone in your house will never eat chicken again

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

Republicans now are like, Donald who?

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

Three guesses as to where the next super spreader event took place. 🧐

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

@realDonaldTrump You will forever be remembered as a horrible failure to the American people and all that this great country spent hundreds of years to build. You are a disgrace. You have shamed our country in front of the world. Get out now and don’t come back!

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

Twitter is the do you want the good news or the bad news first

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

Family convo tonight
Me: I can’t believe the Thanksgiving themed straws I ordered didn’t come today
Him: I can’t believe you care this much about straws. What about my green onions
17: I can’t believe they sell caskets at Costco
#family

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

When you laugh —for that moment, the world goes back to normal. #laughter

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So nice to hear the ghost of Obama tonight

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You would think people from Nevada would be good at sitting at a table and counting.

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The state of California has more people than all of these outstanding states COMBINED and their electoral votes are in Wtf is taking so long. #unreal

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

My kids learned to count faster than this

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

I’m getting Kush Lash from these election results 🙄

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

He doesn't find every woman attractive and that is attractive.

[Lynn Faye @LMFaye]

Things So. Cal. doesn't believe

You're "good friends" with any actor
You made it from downtown to LAX in 30 min
Water falls from the sky