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[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

No surprise: Trump lies.

[LG @lmg_98]

Can confirm this

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

if you did clay pottery stuff in school guess what. nothing ever explodes in the kiln. the teacher just busts up the pottery of the kids they dont like with a hammer

[LG @lmg_98]

I pushed into a math class and a student answered “$1.00 puuuuurrr ounce”

[LG @lmg_98]

My middle schoolers are SO funny I hate having to be an adult

[LG @lmg_98]

Working on prefixes and a student put “deez” for de-

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Tried to manifest “I’m lucky and everything goes my way” then proceeded to have the worst work day recorded in history

[LG @lmg_98]

I love being friendly to strangers

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

It was on this day 31 years ago that my parents got engaged and set in motion what would become a legacy larger than life. I love my mum and dad so much… I’m proud to be their son ❤️

[LG @lmg_98]

It’s about time we go back to a trade and barter system IM TIRED

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

[christover @bored2die]

God created insects to be tattooed on cute girls

[LG @lmg_98]

I go to war every day as a middle school slp

[Dominic Lipscombe @DomLip94]

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

[LG @lmg_98]

My last day of work before break getting canceled bc it’s gonna be too cold is a Christmas miracle

[LG @lmg_98]

Like I really think the world would be a better place if men platonically cuddled their friends

[LG @lmg_98]

Men don’t snuggle with their guy friends and honestly that’s just so sad to me

[LG @lmg_98]

@nikkiproctorr Bitch???!!??

[LG @lmg_98]

2,000 miles from Fall River on thanksgiving eve 🤧

[LG @lmg_98]

The feminine urge to rot in bed for a few days