Lisa-Marie Beans

Wife to Joey Beans, Mommy to Baby Beans. Crafty & Poetic. Proud Latina, born and raised in 🇺🇲. Queen of resting bitch face. 🌊🌊🌊

[Lisa-Marie Beans @lmgbeans]

Read this thread... all of it.
I refuse to send my son back into a classroom. His life, the lives of his classmates and teachers, my life and the lives of my elderly parents are all worth more than going back to "normal".
He'll get his education... just not a death sentence.

[Netflix @netflix]

Like for Jake Paul. RT for Mike Tyson.
#PaulTyson

[Netflix @netflix]

Mike Tyson's pre-fight interview got real cheeky. #PaulTyson

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

Party Time

#PaulTyson

[Netflix Brasil @NetflixBrasil]

#PaulTyson

[Lisa-Marie Beans @lmgbeans]

@UnvirtuousAbbey

[A.J. Delgado @AJDelgado13]

FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!

WE ONLY NEED WI, PA, AND MI -- the rest is just gravy. I could take it or leave it. Don't care about AZ, GA, NV, NC

[Nick Tierce @nickytea]

Spot me at #StarWarsCelebration next week and say "I'm a Star Wars Freak™" to receive your very own limited edition Bobbie Wygant trading card!

[Playmobil USA @PlaymobilUSA]

Expectation vs. Reality

#PhotoShoot #SayCheese #PLAYMOBIL #BTTF #Backtothefuture

[Lisa-Marie Beans @lmgbeans]

@NASCAR @joeylogano What a chicken shit move... but yea, happy Mother's day... sure.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Is there a more iconic look? 🔥

#NASCARThrowback | @WilliamByron

[Jason Overstreet @JasonOverstreet]

The dick of the day trophy goes to Amy Coney Barrett for sliming her lying, cultish self on to the Court so that she could now essentially tell all pregnant women to shut up and suck it up and have the baby and give it up for adoption.

Out of her fucking mind.

#DickOfTheDay 🏆

[Dateline NBC @DatelineNBC]

Tonight on @Oxygen #Dateline Unforgettable at 8/7c, a case with a twist no one saw coming, including @JoshMankiewicz himself…

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

This is Miyamoto. After consulting with Chris-san, my partner at Illumination on the Super Mario Bros. film, we decided to move the global release to Spring 2023–April 28 in Japan and April 7 in North America. My deepest apologies but I promise it will be well worth the wait.

[Holly Robinson Peete 💃🏾♍️ @hollyrpeete]

Missing my daddy today 💛💚 #MattRobinson
#OG #OriginalGordon
#SesameStreet

[ABC News @ABC]

This bald eagle conceded defeat and abandoned its perch after being harassed by a very persistent mockingbird in Arizona.

The photographer says the bald eagle had landed in a spot near the other bird’s nest. https://t.co/4KIq9QpqJL

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

SHOUT OUT to #DaisyJazzIsobelRidley for no particular reason, other than being a wonderful actor, a lovely person & for giving me one of the sweetest piggyback rides I've ever had. 🙏👍❤️ #InA_ParkingLotFarFarAway
🎂

[Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio]

My pal Hawke is so good in #MoonKnight. Love this Show.
Oscar and May Calamawy too. Ep 1 and 2 are great.
Can't wait for 3

[Lifetime @lifetimetv]

#FallenAngelsMurderClub continues tonight at 8/7c with #HeroesAndFelons. Hollis must connect the dots to solve the murders before it’s too late. Watch tonight on Lifetime!