Lisa Mahan Guzman

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

@KeeblerUS the Double Decker Pumpkin Pie recipe on your website has a mistake! The milk amounts don’t match—thought you would want to know!

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

Watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine
9: Do you know why we like watching the shows you like?
Me: Because they’re funny?
9: No. We never laugh.

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

Masters graduation ceremony this morning! We did it! @mvhsbruins #wgugrad

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

Help support my kids’ school fundraiser https://t.co/1eLs1tUtsD

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

The best thing about this passive aggressive note from my 6-year-old is that it is directed at my 4-year-old, who can’t read.

[H.Soleimani @HS_Soleimani]

Amir Mirza Hekmati former US Marine & Saeed Abedini Iranian American Christian pastor are two other prisoners to be released.
#Iran

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

"If you sit on your food, you just can't eat it." Wisdom of a 3-year-old.

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

My 3-year-old told me this morning that I am GREAT at changing diapers. What have you accomplished today? #parenting

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

How often you really need to shower (according to science)
http://t.co/4uISuRAqjh

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

Check it out! I donated to Help Juliann Diaz's Dad!!! http://t.co/cDI7s8y36e via @gofundme

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

3yrold in the public restroom: "Mom who's in here? Mom are they going potty? Mom are they done? Did they wipe?"

[a í d a @aida_secura]

23 Songs Every Former Emo Kid Will Never Forget http://t.co/9LEF84gqFr via @TheCandaceLowry @buzzfeed la la la @betito_

[Orem City @Orem_City]

If you haven't heard the news, #Chipotle coming to #orem! Let the feast begin #nomnomnom

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

hello boys! i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

This Is No Myth: The 5 Reasons Why Girls Hate Showering http://t.co/5onrtaxWzy via @EliteDaily

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

@SUBWAY found this bug in my salad today. Tried to call the store to tell them, they wouldn't answer.

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

@stefaniegriff @jen_sadler it's just the truth!

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

@stefaniegriff Sweet! Thanks!

[Lisa Mahan Guzman @lmguzzy]

@stefaniegriff That made my morning!!! We were just talking about re-watching those again...it's about time. #Everwood