Lance Millican

Trained pastry chef selling those wrapped mouldings. #COYB #UTFT #AllforCity 🖤🤍💜🩶

[Lance Millican @lmillican1480]

@roywoodjr Well, not that car, because they fucked it up. But one just like it.

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@si_yonce Marked improvement. Looking really good.

[Lance Millican @lmillican1480]

@si_yonce Either you over worked though dough by kneading it too much, or it wasn't fermented long enough. Give it some time to fully double, get above room temp, and don't mix it too much.

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[Lance Millican @lmillican1480]

@iEricKohn I’ve yet to have a landing at LGA that isn’t “dicey”

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@darrenrovell 20 years?!? Didn’t expect Rovell to make me feel old.

[Lance Millican @lmillican1480]

@lonesometoast I legitimately set an alarm…

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Pretty sure JD Vance banged Jerry Falwell Jrs wife. What say you @BillyCorben

[Lance Millican @lmillican1480]

Nope. “I have concepts of a plan” is the best one yet.

[Lance Millican @lmillican1480]

I wish I could tell my boss “I have a plan, we’re working on it, and it’s going to work” and that be cool.

[Lance Millican @lmillican1480]

Somebody has found their presidential voice. #Kamala4President2024

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@lonesometoast Dear lord so did I. 🤣

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@lonesometoast He’d lose with his tiny hands. 🤣

[Lance Millican @lmillican1480]

“I’m strong on fertilization”

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@iEricKohn STL. Twisted Ranch

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Didn’t have DL Hughley on my list of good speeches at the DNC

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@lonesometoast @ChappellRoan Same. I was ashamed of myself for seeing it a day late. Highly recommend. All I say is “luchador”. 😉

[Lance Millican @lmillican1480]

Really hoping @lonesometoast saw @ChappellRoan performance at Lollapalooza last night. Because, ma’am. How does she keep getting better every week?

[Lance Millican @lmillican1480]

@leahck55 Can I unlike this?