lina misitzis

very bravely aging woman • Hysterical/This American Life/Oh, Hello/The Last Days of August/The Butterfly Effect • Pulitzer, 2020

[lina misitzis @lmisitzis]

in any case, let's journey forth with the same zeal as my friend's grandfather who, on his death bed, self-published an autobiography titled "It's Been Fun!"

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@prickly_elder mortifying. ok standby!

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@prickly_elder wired magazine

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@jiangchengsrage hi! I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. do you mind following me back so I can DM you?

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@TwyliteGalaxy hey there - I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. do you mind following me back so I can DM you?

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@mattrowesboats hey Matt - I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. do you mind following me back so I can DM you?

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@wanderlust84 @djorienkregg_ hey Kirsten - I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. do you mind following me back so I can DM you?

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@JennMGreenberg I’m asking in good faith! Do your kids ask you what all of their shots are for? I don’t remember ever asking what I was being vaccinated for as a 9 yo. I remember asking “will it hurt?” And even if I knew it was for “HPV,” it’d sound the same to me as “tuberculosis” or “tetanus”

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@noble_causes hey there -- I'm a reporter working on a story about the fires and have a question for you! mind following so I can DM?

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@EricMennel aaron sorkin doesn't care what you think of nicole kidman as lucille ball!

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hello @LoveisBlindShow shouldn't the experiment eventually end?

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I tried taglining this series "no two men should have all that power," but no dice

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Really proud of this new series…from me @lmisitzis and @harmancipants about Elon and Trump and money and power. This is the trailer. You can listen to the first episode now if you are a Bloomberg subscribed https://t.co/YjiRKA34vw

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@zzdoublezz also tbh a lot of Tom Jones

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@zzdoublezz you’ll also be hearing a lot of Bobby McFerrin

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hello @Apple I can’t sleep and so I got to thinking about my resentments which I’ve decided to reframe as “opportunities for growth” and the best opportunity I can think of is the one you have to make saved voice memos much easier to locate on iPhones

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@dtaberski I'm glad you asked! He HAD seen it, but then she asked if he'd seen ALL of The Office, and he hadn't.

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at a starbucks in LA, eavesdropping on some VERY delicious industry talk:
Lady: "Do you know who Zac Efron is?"
Man: "Yeah."
Lady: "He was really good in Wedding Crashers. Have you seen Wedding Crashers?"
Man: "Yeah."
<lull in conversation>
Lady: "Have you seen The Office?"

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WHAT ARE YOUR TIPS AND TRICKS FOR STOPPING A LOCAL SQUIRREL FROM DIGGING OUT ALL OF THE DILL I'M GROWING

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@jamesncantrell Hey James -- I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. Mind following me back so I can DM you?

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@thongria

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@thongria the graduate