Marie

I won't judge you.

[Marie @lmnew188]

Binge watching all seasons of #thegreatpotterythrowdown and we can't help but wonder where we can get @KBJWhitstable jackets. #myhusbandlovesthelook

[Marie @lmnew188]

When it snows in Central #Texas and you have to figure out eyes and buttons for a snowman, #whataburger and #ketchuppackets for the win. #spicyketchup #centraltexas #texassnow

[Marie @lmnew188]

Latest #update 4 the #s7 has messed up the #texting app. #annoying #pleasefixit #nothappy #Samsung @Samsung @SamsungMobile @SamsungSupport

[Marie @lmnew188]

Kid that wouldn't eat supper: I'm hungry now, I'll take some pizza
Me: We don't have pizza
Him: yes we do, it's called @PapaJohns
#nope

[Marie @lmnew188]

8: Remember where we stopped to pee and they took that picture
6: of us peeing!?
8: 😂 😂 😂 no, no, by the sign.
#kids #roadtrip

[Marie @lmnew188]

Stop building things that look like penises on #Minecraft #thingsIneverthoughtIdsay

[Marie @lmnew188]

@JaymesHemming this is a pretty good joke. https://t.co/YQPelf32nO

[Marie @lmnew188]

Since start of school, labs are due on test day So I know I cocked my head like a confused dog when a student asked if I wanted labs today.

[Marie @lmnew188]

Landry Jones was busy in #overtime today. #espn #steelers #PittsburghSteelers #Newyearsday #winners #fieldgoal #touchdown

[Marie @lmnew188]

#lifehack #nye2016 #nye #NewYearsEve #kiss #kissatmidnight

[Marie @lmnew188]

2016 in the trash #Goodbye2016 #Hello2017 #newyear #nye2016 #ontosomethinggood #NewYearsEve #heyheygoodbye

[Marie @lmnew188]

I remember when I used to wish for snow on my birthday. Now I'm just happy it's warm today. #gettingold #globalwarmingisaproblem #birthday

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When everybody's going through drama but you're antisocial so nothing be happening to you

[Marie @lmnew188]

First day of #gunseason and I saw 3 #deer this morning. Missed them all. #thankfully #iwasdriving

[Marie @lmnew188]

When a friend tries to take me somewhere that I will know no one and tells me to make new friends..

[Marie @lmnew188]

#yep #boysdrool

[Marie @lmnew188]

My only full day is work this week and I don't wanna go #mondayprobs

[Miranda Lambert @mirandalambert]

It’s part of your being to have nerve. You’re gonna feel some pain from it
But you’re gonna feel some great stuff too #TheWeightOfTheseWings

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Burning the American flag doesn't show hate for Trump. Instead, it disrespects every man and woman who has given their life defending it.

[Marie @lmnew188]

"I want to learn about insex."
Haha! Soon enough child, for now stick to insects.
#mysecondgraderssentences