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The milk in my fridge is so old it thinks Elvis Presley's dancing is inappropriate. http://t.co/NDJUZXDHoc

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This just in. My fingers. http://t.co/Gjj3ftcvf8

[TU AMIGO EL POLICIA @convivirenpaz1]

apartments downtown iowa city http://t.co/qxnIC6OXy7

[noraza montilla @norazamon]

coralville mall iowa city http://t.co/5ERaQU975f

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http://t.co/AMCkvIQnAx Just found out my bank won't cash these so-called "rain checks." This is bullshit.

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http://t.co/ywTbrvoZ9J If you're happy and you know it, you're self aware!

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My out-of-office voicemail greeting is just a solid three minutes of dry heaving. http://t.co/YyGFTXaD

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Before Google, there was memory. http://t.co/RMQiYYRB

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How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel? http://t.co/BIGBkwhR

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@MGSmiling ยิ้มมมมมมมมมมม ช้านงงงงง ???

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Confused ????