Louis

[Louis @lms2239]

@netflix please hear me out. A Fuller House special, honoring @bobsaget with a funeral for Danny Tanner. @candacecbure, @JohnStamos , @DaveCoulier , @JodieSweetin , @andreabarber , we all want to say goodbye to America’s dad, and our childhood dad

[Louis @lms2239]

@tacobell listen, if you not gonna bring back the meximelt, at least tell us exactly how to make it. I have tried and failed too many times…it’s just not the same

[Louis @lms2239]

I usually don’t like to brag, but being a corny dad came very natural to me. My six year old is annoyed by it and it doesn’t even fade me 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Louis @lms2239]

@JCRAFT4 I know you well enough to know you are still gonna work your ass off during this time, I remember every break your car still at the gym even when you didn’t have to be 👊🏽

[Louis @lms2239]

If you have free time consider watching V for Vendetta ... I remember watching it in 05/06 and loving it then. I rewatched it a few weeks back and it was eerie

[Louis @lms2239]

@stevenfurtick must ask for permission first 🤔

[Louis @lms2239]

@SportsCenter Henry Rowengartner

[Louis @lms2239]

@realDonaldTrump @BubbaWallace Has president Trump apologized for that full page ad calling for the death penalty of innocent men?

[Louis @lms2239]

There are many people in this world that act like assholes, and if you call them out and say “stop being an asshole” they will be more offended by you calling them an ‘asshole’ than their behavior that makes them an asshole

[Louis @lms2239]

@JonnyBones It’s the burden of being the best, one day they will stop talking about you, but today is not that day

[Louis @lms2239]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/mkP3fPLEkt

[Louis @lms2239]

Not only is it a bad time to have allergies, it is a bad time to be out of shape. Walking up a few flights of stairs and being out of breath got me thinking I got the virus. I be like, “am i dying? Oh, that’s right, I am just fat” 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Louis @lms2239]

Corona Haiku

Corona Virus
I wish I could fist fight you,
Until you just die

[Louis @lms2239]

Just posted a video https://t.co/46Vg95JSrj

[Louis @lms2239]

As bad as it seems, it could be worse. Imagine if we lost power right now? That would be horrible

[Louis @lms2239]

@chrisweidman Is it a weird feeling when you see people awestruck when they meet you?

[Louis @lms2239]

@RobOstrom @danawhite 😂😂😂😂

[Louis @lms2239]

Scene: Rosie and Asher are in the closet watching Monsters Inc. I am taking advantage of the quiet and catching up with some people texting quietly
Asher: (Comes our of the closet) Be quiet dad!
Me: (laughing) I am being... https://t.co/mH6zXIRCg3

[Louis @lms2239]

Me: (Hugging Asher) I love you so much
Asher: daddy, too much hugs
Me: ok, you are probably right