Lindsey Schultz

shit could be worse

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

Hi this is a PSA to every male that has ever been to the bar called Shenanigans in Eau Claire, WI (but this goes for everywhere, I’ve just had terrible experiences the past two times I’ve been there)

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

What if Netflix did an end of the year wrap like Spotify👀

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

I just feel like my life would be a lot better right now if the Brewers were playing in the World Series

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

79 in September just feels so much different than 79 in august

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

I am beyond excited for September baseball bc august is pretty damn fun too

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

I’m just trying to get on the level of people who can say no to a sample at kt like where do you find the self control

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

Two years ago today I was at country fest and summer fest in the same day which is basically confirming that my life is boring as hell now lol

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

They’re honestly pretty funny this could be fun

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

My 8 year old neighbors really want to have a sleepover with me and I don’t know how to make friends as an adult so I think I might just hang with them for a night and give up trying with people my age🤣

[SZA @sza]

I function better alone .

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

Haven’t seen a dentist in two years bc I didn’t have insurance and it costs $400 for a routine check up so I finally got insurance and just got done with my appt and guess what the total cost for getting all my cavities filled is? $768 WITH INSURANCE. This is fucked up

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

I would eat so many cuties if someone just peeled them and put them in a bowl and handed them to me. Ugh why am I so lazy 😩😩😩

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

@alysaberkley Same been way too long 😭😩

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

Thanks to @yogawithadriene I now randomly give myself foot massages and it’s a game changer

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

Friday night I did a puzzle and Saturday night I watched the Brewer game while reading a magazine...I am going to be so good at retirement

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

@Brie_Schroeder Even better!!

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

I wanna be a stay at home mom but like, without the mom part

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

Okay definitely would’ve been nice if they told me a side effect could be swollen boobs. Should’ve looked this up before convincing myself I have breast cancer 🙄

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

Was today one of the craziest full moons in awhile or what 😵

[Lindsey Schultz @lmschultz30]

Okay so i threw all my masks in with a load of towels and when I went to switch it to the dryer I tried taking all my masks out bc I don’t dry them but realized I was missing one. Thought about what it looked like and ... you won’t believe this. It was my camo one 😵