Lisa Smaroff

I bake dat bread.

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

Someday I'll catch a break.

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

It is seriously cold as ( • )( • )'s out here. #bringonspring

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

Things are about to get #weird #workaholicswednesday

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

Surprise #trifecta with @NixzieLee & @Deeajike!

[Dee Ajike @Deeajike]

Drunk before 9 reminds me of summer. Ohh how I miss summer @lmsmaroff @NixzieLee

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

I somehow love this movie even more every time I watch it. #harrypotter #deathlyhallows #parttwo

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

I brush my teeth and THEN eat gummy bears. I think I'm doing it wrong.

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

I wish my life was more interesting.

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

Beginning to realize even more that I'm just smart enough to play the guitar. 👎

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

But I don't want to wake up at 7:30 on my day off for no reason.

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

Lets just say taking the bus was a bad idea.

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

Listening to Death Cab For Cutie and missing @ThroughBeingCoo. Miss you kid.

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

"If this duck confit lasagna was a woman, I would have to cheat on you with her." -my "boyfriend"

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

Cup of coffee & ghost hunters. Sounds the start to a great day off. ☕👻

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

@DonaldGlover my dreams come true. #girls

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

@wizkhalifa he cute though. #devoncangetit

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

The guy behind me smells like salami. And not in a good way.

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

This Kayak commercial with the Asian & Black guy kills me! 😂

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

@JeffCortesNYC hi Jeffrey! I don't know your number but can you call the restaurant? Both of the convection ovens stopped working. Thank you

[Lisa Smaroff @lmsmaroff]

#Truth RT @Deeajike: @lmsmaroff lol only now I want a tattoo le sigh