the NBC ads say that the Super Bowl and Winter Olympics happening simultaneously is a "Once In A Lifetime" event but a more accurate description would be "literally every time the Winter Olympics happen from now on, now that the NFL season is 18 weeks"
This is Sisu. He kept breaking into a dollar general to steal this purple unicorn. He tried so often they had to lock the doors and call animal control. Before the responding officer took him to the shelter, she bought it for him. Now he, and the unicorn, have been adopted. 14/10
i am being told. we lost an hour of sleep last night. why. what is the point. my stuffed fren sebastian and i. will be sleeping an extra hour. every day. for the rest of the year. to make up for it
Feels like Spring today, so here's something to look forward to in a few months (or maybe not!) : Maryland will be the center of attention for the next 17 year cicada wake up party! In late May, as many as 1.5 million cicadas per acre will emerge for a visit. Yuck. 😬🦗
Girls this season: “We need to stop bullying! It’s a bad look! You don’t know what people are going through!”
Also the girls this season: *bullies new girl*
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