Lisa Murtha

THE MURTH

[Lisa Murtha @lmurth]

WOW VEGAN CHEESE STEAK YOU'RE EVERYTHING I'VE EVER NEEDED. https://t.co/hN2gVPvIOE

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Same, car. Same. https://t.co/rhlsgjwrEv

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It's a hobby of mine to stalk perfect girls while consuming large quantities of fat foods

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Apparently you need eggs for ice cream??? ¿

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I love blanch dogs and I miss my pup a lot

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@mehcassidy my manager told me about how one summer when she was 14 she liked dolphins. She's been getting dolphins for twenty years.

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im literally hoping my brother just gives me money and doesn't try and he crafty with a gift this year

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And he's so adorable

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Finally watching the Michael buble Christmas special... This guy is so funny

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I am still six years old and salivate at Christmas presents.

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Oh lol I'm supposed to go to the store.

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The only thing I've accomplished on my huge list of things to do is make pizza dough.

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Justin gets home from work: "we're doing shots." Ok

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Why did I ever think it would be a good idea to have a party the day after Christmas?

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Same

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@mehcassidy I play the front bottoms cover at least once a day.

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The Family Stone is on. I. LOVE. THIS. MOVIE.

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This sandwich is not toasted wawa you had one job

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Also six days until housewarming party. Prepare your livers

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When I have kids I just want to surround them with the arts and encourage them to be creative people.