lauren michelle

chicago lover // los angeles native // travel-sports-whiskey-champagne-life-enthusiast

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

i think we ALL need a nice, long, 4-year timeout to think about what we've done. https://t.co/zch9wSgUQJ

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

thank you all for being WAY more eloquent about this than i am able to be.

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

i honestly feel like a little kid who didn't get her way. i'm pouty and whiny and teary-eyed and stomping my feet.

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

omg it is NOT the same thing. people would have said it then simply because he is black. people are saying it now because he is the worst.

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

i just want to take IL+CA+NY (where most of my faves live) and start a new country. my nephew could be pres. trucks and sushi for everyone!

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

@afreerangechick girl, it's just all too much. enjoy your couple extra hours of sleep (as best you can.)

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

i really want to go to bed but the thought of waking up to the news that he's our pres is absolutely terrifying.

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

i'm sad. & scared. & a little drunk. & a little fat. & a woman. and trump hates all of those things. what in the HELL are we going to do?

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

i just ... i honestly can't stop eating. or drinking.

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

YOU GUYS ...

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

taking a break from tweeting about the election and the world series to update y'all on my dating life. it's going really well, you guys. 🙈🙈

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

THIS. #BRYZZO https://t.co/Y9hbZytR8M

[Chicago Things to Do @redeyechicago]

When you realize Bryant and Rizzo are basically just Shawn and Cory from Boy Meets World... #FlyTheW

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

can't even focus today. spending too much time looking at this photo. 😍😍😍 #BRYZZOforpresident

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

omg omg OMG. when you go to https://t.co/6uPoV3G8Pn it redirects you to hillary's site. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #imwithher

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Donald Trump is the least qualified person to become president in the history of our country. Go vote! #debatenight https://t.co/8ttsSwcsnl

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

my only tweets this year have involved Trump running for prezzie and the Cubs in the playoffs. 2016 is horrible and awesome and terrifying.

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

HOW IS THIS NOT COMMON SENSE?! https://t.co/ST7OqidFPK

[Chicago Things to Do @redeyechicago]

OK, is he saying bigly or big league because neither makes much sense.

#debate

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

best distraction to the debate. go cubs go!! https://t.co/K3fOAfvxdt

[Chicago Things to Do @redeyechicago]

THE CUBS JUST SCORED.

#FlyTheW

[lauren michelle @lmw730]

shouldn't we be concerned that Donald Trump (candidate for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES) does not speak in complete sentences?