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[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Reading everyone’s hantavirus takes

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Spring lounge, New York City

[CG @cgtwts]

Silicon Valley was really so ahead of their time

[athena @vlezvs]

today’s the only day you can rt this

[ellen @ln_van]

It’s that time of year where I saw a subway commercial and got a weird subway craving that I’ll eventually cave to

[ib @novapilgrim]

@unusual_whales Bank of Mom n Dad has better interest rates than the Fed

[ellen @ln_van]

Just googled this and of course it’s in South Carolina

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

get me to God’s country

[ellen @ln_van]

It’s going to suck so bad when JD makes some stupid joke about the memes and then we have to stop because it’s not funny anymore

[ellen @ln_van]

This is essentially my therapist’s response to most things in our sessions so maybe he has a point

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“What if Russia breaks the ceasefire?”

Trump: What if anything? What if a bomb drops on your head right now? 😭😭

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

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[ellen @ln_van]

@EmilyRogann I’m crying … The president of the United States

[ellen @ln_van]

I just looked at this for a good 30 seconds before I realized who those empty chairs are for

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

I feel like this is the closest Washington will ever get to a Real Housewives reunion

[ellen @ln_van]

Wonder how long I’ll get Nosferatu references when I tell people my name is Ellen before they go back to DeGeneres

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

🚨NFL Week 14 Computer Power Rankings 🚨

Super Bowl Contenders have some new entries

[ellen @ln_van]

You know what maybe we were wrong about the election results. It’s already bringing back peak Twitter era comedy and if I have that I can make it through anything.

[ellen @ln_van]

Thinking about the poor PM who’s going to have to run the “doge” stand ups

[GamecockRetweeter @bradsales312]

Death. Taxes. Beating Kentucky in everything.