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@lpteaparty This bitch cast a spell on my dog though lowkey

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Mia gibbons read my tarot cards and told me that my dog might die this year... well he did and that bitch still charged me $50 for the reading #lastnightasaporter

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@lpteaparty I guess

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Chloe runia straight up has a mommy fetish #lastnightasaporter @declan63059632 how does that work?

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Magdelina maka has the HAIRIEST pussy to ever exist. Her buttcrack is a straight up jungle bruh #lastnightasaporter

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I have five more minutes to expose Mike Chung for asking me for feet pics ALL year during sophomore year #lastnightasaporter

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Carli cocco tried to fuck my brother at our uncles funeral #lastnightasaporter

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Did anyone else secretly have a crush on sparlin?? #lastnightasaporter

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@bingbon12682988 You sound kinda gay knowing all these dick sizes... either that or you’re a hoe

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No one cares about your friends dicks, we get it. Y’all be measuring at your slumber parties #lastnightasaporter

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Kyle Hartman was so thirsty nonstop. This man is a straight up menace #lastnightasaporter

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Mady box a straight up bitch #lastnightasaporter

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@declan63059632 Don’t make me post the receipts

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@declan63059632 Don’t lie piss boy

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Aiden Callahan ... don’t quit your day job buddy #lastnightasaporter your music fucking sucks

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Branden Gamagani literally and explosive diarrhea all over my bed and the floor during sex then blamed it on eating Taco Bell beforehand #lastnightasaporter

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@lpteaparty He showed me😳 it’s not that big tho

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#lastnightasaporter Matt peal tried to finger my friend in MY car after they asked me for a ride

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#lastnightasaporter remember when Declan S pissed in one of the nurses desk drawers and sent the video to everyone??

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#lastnightasaporter Alex George asked me for a blowjob at his neighbors pool party 👁👄👁