Future Gov of FL

I’ll call a physician daddy if it means I can get the vaccine ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 #BLM

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

Imma pin this in case anyone needs it.

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

An ever-growing list of ways to help make a difference https://t.co/4tN5Kk6EGu

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

Some people just fucking choose chaos in a bad way.

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

what a normal and ultimate spaghetti hack!

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

@StartSelectAdam It makes no sense because technically everyone lives where people vacation? Because you can vacation anywhere??? Like?????

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

@JessiWinter SAME

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

@StevenRayMorris liked a tweet about my cat. Happy Mother’s Day to all the pet owners out there!

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

@StartSelectAdam Tbh I was mostly intrigued by the wee neighborhood model lol

[Gabrielle 💬 @gabalexa]

As a former restaurant employee, I am enjoying seeing that ppl are refusing to be exploited by that industry anymore.

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

@beautybybb_ This is why you don’t see Polio coming back because of the polio vaccine every1 gets, why smallpox isn’t an issue today, and why measles coming back was a huge deal when anti-vax people took over FB. I hope this mildly helps create some ease for you 💕

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

@beautybybb_ It was developed so quickly because there was already research and trials for other similar diseases, people keep calling for a return for normal, the only way to really achieve normal is for people to be vaccinated to develop Heard Immunity.

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

Don’t get married, that way you can always kick them out when they’re acting dumb.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) will likely be voted off the House Republican Leadership. Her crime: acknowledging the reality that Trump lost the election. The Republican Party is no longer a "conservative" party. It is an anti-democratic cult pushing the Big Lie and conspiracy theories.

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

@ellle_em @StevenRayMorris I was petting my cat and she did this and wouldn’t let go 🥺

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

@randi_savage I buy shaving cream and smear it on shower tiles the water doesn’t hit and draw on it. It’s fun and gets me in the shower. Might not be everyday but it helps.

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

Star Wars but the lightsabers sound like Alexis Rose saying EW #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

Most boomers people in Pensacola give me this vibe

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

Why do I go to bed bloated 2 sizes larger and wake up completely normal? Who designed this? Who allowed this beyond the testing phase?

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

@JessiWinter Gregg pulled his mask down at Home Depot because I couldn’t hear him (for reference there wasn’t anyone within 10ft of us in the garden center) and I told him to put his mask on because he looked like a Republican. It’s a fear of mine.

[SometimesIGoAWF @DianeAzarian]

70% of Republicans *still* believe their feelings are facts.

[Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO]

I want Moira Rose as my gps voice

[Future Gov of FL @LNarwhal]

@ggspillthetea I have to tell this to my husband constantly because he is always comparing himself to friends.