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Hello hi yes I’m back
And I should probably explain WHY

Well it’s like midnight and I just decided I wanted to post on here again

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Angel: [texting Vaggie] hey, are you asleep yet?

Vaggie: yes

Angel: oh ok

[later]

Angel: wait

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Baby Charlie: [crying]

Lilith: [sleepily] it’s your turn

Lucifer: yeah yeah... I’ll go do it...

Lucifer: [starts crying with her]

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Angel: has Vags yelled at you yet?

Alastor: i’m not scared of her

Angel: so the answer is no

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Charlie: maybe you should take a day off from playing the Furby Organ? even god rested on the 7th day. are you more important than god?

Alastor:

Alastor: do you really want me to answer that honestly?

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Millie: whenever i think of you, my heart pounds

Moxxie: whenever i think of you, i smile no matter the circumstance

Loona: [from the other room] whenever i think of either of you, i want to die

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What where you expecting? I don’t have a big comeback story

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Hello hi yes I’m back
And I should probably explain WHY

Well it’s like midnight and I just decided I wanted to post on here again

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That’s it

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Requested by @/GirlyWolfPup

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Blitzo: I would suck dick for money.

Angel: Pussy, I would do it for free.

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Alastor: if i had a gun with two bullets and i was in a room with Angel, Lucifer and Sir Pentious, i would shoot Angel twice

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I came out of haiatus to love this post

If nobody else does I’ll personally hunt them down

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Oh yeah
I’ve meant to promote my actual account because I plan on streaming on twitch more so
Follow @KTyphIo I guess?

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Okay so
I do not have the time nor energy to run this account over Christmas
And with so many real life issues atm, I’m tired like, all the time
So this account is currently in hiatus for my own well-being (kinda?)
Expect normal posts in the new year

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Yo so
We hit 300 on here in my absence
Guess I should post again

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I’m still feeling a bit sick
Expect normal posts to resume in the coming days

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Vaggie: Angel, we tried things your way.

Angel: No, we didn't.

Vaggie: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Charlie: [petting Loona]

Loona: Why are you doing that?

Charlie: [stops]

Loona: I didn't say stop.

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Quick apology for lack of posts as of late
I’ve been sick and just busy in general

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Loona : when people get friendly with me, i like to call them by the wrong name to let them know i don't care about them

Blitzo: thanks for that, that’s really smart

Loona: you’re welcome BlitzOH